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Don't Be Scared Be Prepared

With an Inflatable Safe Room.

*Puts on tinfoil hat*

The independent guide to vintage technology

Retro thing.

Want to look after chickens?

Get an Eglu.

Panties for men

Manties.

I notice this page has had almost 1,700,000 hits. I wonder how many they've sold.

Too much time on your hands?

Watch paint peel.

Man calls police to say he has a pregnant sheep in his bed

Police did not ask why he thought it was pregnant.

Two doves freed at election campaign

Indoors. With ceiling fans.

11-Year-Old Is Accused of Carjacking

In order to get to school.

Good Morning

Experimental Method of Male Contraception

Using testicular heating.

I'm still squirming now. With my legs crossed.

Stylish Adult Dinner Bibs for Dignified Dining

Fancy Bibs.

Rubbish Drawings

Exactly.

Be 12% more popular

With a TrendWhore Bracelet.

Space-Age Ant Habitat

AntWorks.

Wedding Apparel

For dogs.

Comfort Pets

Urns.

Man fitted with $17,000 artificial leg

Does a runner.

Police Recover Man's Body From Elephant Butte

Headline of the day.

Couple offer £40,000 to find dog

Remortgaged their home.

Superman spotted in Serbia

No one has any rational explanation.



Here's one they found earlier in Croatia.

Bank asks for man's signature to prove he is dead

Daughter slams his ashes on the counter.

Wahey!

I've got my buttons back!

It means I'll be posting in English, not English (UK) for a while, mind.

I received this email from the kind people at Blogger ...

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I'm off now to brush up on my non UK English.

It's still not working so I'll try this way

Hopefully I've posted the links properly.



Bioengineered Friends - Genpets

Strange Foods - Edible

Can you be hypnotized?

How much of your favourite caffeinated drink would it take to kill you?

Deep Ocean Photography Galleries

What is a freegan?

Celebrities with missing fingers.

Bear arrested for begging.

2 suspects, parakeet are sought in robbery.

Naked rooftop protester's thorny issue.

Depressed chimp lights up.

Woman paints car with nail polish.

Humans strip bare for zoo exhibit.

Hamster-powered phone charger.

There appears to be a problem with Blogger

Well certainly at this end.

I had a hell of a job just signing in and now I have managed that, most of the buttons for adding links, previewing etc. are missing.

I'm afraid I just don't have the time to do the HTML to post the links from scratch.

So I'll try again later.

Well that's the beachwear decided upon then

Website of a Disgruntled Human

I know the feeling.

Rock singer audition tapes left in music store

The Rawker.

Enjoy.

Backyard Roller Coaster

By Jeremy Reid.

Strongest girl in the world

Varya Akulova.

Bullshit Protectors

I imagine these work for all politicians.

Gallery of Obscure Patents

I like the anti-eating face mask.

Robotic Massage Chair Recliner with Built in Speakers

Expensive chair.

The Butterfly Livingroom Flyer

Fly "missions" during TV Commercials.

Protect your child from hard surfaces

With a Thudguard.

Belgian nun reprimanded for wild dancing

Acrobatic and indecorous.

With video.

Brits

Biggest boozers and second best moaners.

No surprises there then.

Remote Helicopter Crash

No one killed.

I saw this on the news a few days ago. It really is a miracle they all walked away.

With video.

Turkmenistan bans recorded music

Along with just about everything else.

German pensioner attacks woman over poolside chair

She moved his towel.

No Comment

Communicating Squirrel

Move your cursor over the squirrel to receive a personal message from me.

Or you can make your own here.

Best with sound.

Mister Nice Hands

Parp.

Weird Words Index

Oyez.

Add comic captions to your photos

Captioner.

Write Backwards

.loot siht gnisU

Cat Name Generator

Miaow.

Get a Chinese Name

Mine is Gao Kuanfu.

Zapatas

I posted a version of this sign a while back.



It turns out the restaurant, in Shanghai, has its own website.

Be seamlessly connected to your significant other over periods of separation

With Embrace.

Concrete Corn Field

Corn.

Another Australian Apartment Available To Rent

Why the picture?

Americans Most Likely to Go to Heaven

Study shows.

French and Dutch least likely.

Pamela Anderson's dogs wedding hijacked by Ali G

In his guise as Borat.

There are a couple of pictures here.

Man turned woman turned man claims doctors misdiagnosed him as transsexual

Above average masculinity.

Naked Woman Jumps Onto Car To Stop Thief

She suffered scrapes and road rash.

Cash Machine

Bar Tricks

Click next for more.

Car crash requiring some explanation

How, exactly did the car end up where it is?

What's the largest living thing in the world?

It's not what you're thinking.

Build your own Segway

Like Trevor Blackwell.

Then he decided one wheel was better than two.

Best Obituary Notice Ever

Here is the obituary notice of the late Dorothy Gibson Cully.

The story was later followed this up with this.

You may need to read it through a couple of times to appreciate the taste, decency and appropriateness.

With many thanks to WifeMotherMe.

Penguin Named Colonel In Norwegian Army

Nils Olav.



There's a fine selection of photos or you can watch the video.

Apartment close to the ferry available for rent

How close exactly?

13% of High School’s students are pregnant

That's 65 out of 490.

New sport in Iowa

Mullet Hunting.

Synthesiser pioneer dies

Dr Robert Moog

Facilities

Bilateral Thinking Puzzles

Random.

Bullshit Job Title Generator

Dynamic Paradigm Producer.

Vital Statistics

Lots of them.

Grow Your Own Flowers

In a can.

Make Your Own Megaphone Helmet

Here.

Headline Of The Day

Courtney Love reported to be having Steve Coogan's baby

Or is that Alan Partridge's?

Aha!

French countryside hit by a massive invasion of frogs

There's a joke here, but I'll resist the temptation.

Piano Man Update

It now appears he can't play a note and is a gay German.

Cow jailed

In Columbia.

Don't Look Down

Celebrating the Unity of Your Eyebrows

Monobrows.

Platform Shoes

With added goldfish.

Oxford University to turn away child prodigies

New child protection laws.

Girl, 6, survives 150ft fall from cliffs

Demi-Leigh Tweddle.

Woman takes a stroll

Down the middle of the M1 motorway.

The Boy Is Back In Town

A statue commemorating Phil Lynott, the greatest rocker ever, was unveiled in Dublin yesterday by his mother Philomena.




A special Phil Lynott tribute concert is taking place tonight at The Point, Dublin. I wish I could be there.

Today would've been Philo's 56th birthday.

Regender

What would the world look like if the two sexes switched places?

What would it look like if English had genderless pronouns?

What would it look like if English identified races the way it identifies gender?

Language has power.

Spot The Fake Smile

Can you?

Meet the Real-Life 'Ken' Doll

Idiot.

Bath Fiddle - The Ultimate Back Scrubber

Flannel.

Herbeau Creations Dagobert Throne Toilet

Flash in the pan.

Buy An Acre On The Moon

Lunar Registry.

Water Skiing Squirrel

Twiggy.

Drug Suspect's Pet Squirrel Attacks Officer

Nuts.

Pilot flew wingless plane

For two hours.

With picture.

Woman Allegedly Attacks Tree Trimmers

Chain saw.

UK Soldiers To Get Germ-Fighting Underwear

Pants.

'Your back has been broken for 44 years'

Man discovers.

Possibly The Strangest Thing You'll See All Day

I'm not mocking the afflicted here.

But, what the hell is this all about?

I'm not even sure if it's male or female.

Edit: There's information about the film here.

Roof Rack

Literal Answers to Rhetorical Questions

Would you like to swing on a star?

101 Things you do not want your System Administrator to say

97 actually.

Religion Facts

Just the facts on World religions.

The scent of burning rubber

Smoking Tyre Candles.

Find Your Lost Golf Balls

With the Visiball.

Visiball glasses are equipped with a specially designed lens that blocks out the majority of the foliage and grass from your field of view.

Walk Sydney Streets

Alan, 91, walks every street in 172 suburbs of Sydney Australia.

You don't know excitement

Until you've seen the CornCam.

Hunter S. Thompson's remains to be sent off in fireworks

Johnny Depp is footing the estimated $2 million bill.

Oil workers trade in marriages for a job

In China.

Disabled Boy Thrown Out Of Cinema For Laughing Too Loud

The rest of his family were allowed to stay.

Beer for kids

Kidsbeer.

Woman dressed as pint of beer banned from Edinburgh Fringe venues

Well, the ones that prohibit alcohol.

Eminem, exhausted or just too tired

Earlier in the week he called off his UK tour because of exhaustion.

Now it seems he's addicted to sleeping pills.

RIP Mo Mowlam

I don't have much truck with politicians of any persuasion, but Mo Mowlam was possibly the nearest thing there was to a real caring politician.

Very sad.

Access

Proverbs from 100 Countries and Cultures

Everyone is wise until he speaks.

100 Things to do when ordering a pizza by phone

Ask to see a menu.

Ruin your treasured vinyl collection

With a tiny, little VW camper van.

Weird Science

Student gaffes.

The Ultimate Secure Home

For Sale at $495,000.

Thank-you Edna

I hope this is true.

Scientist scavenges through two Sydney dumps

Discovers porn magazines were the best preserved.

Farmer Looking for Lurve Writes Personal Ad in Cornfield

S.W.F Got-2 *heart* Farm'n.

Women are more likely to cheat on men with odd ears

A survey reveals.

Man tries to help poisonous snake across the road

Ends up in intensive care.

The Bangles

True Life Embarrassing Stories

Laugh at everyone else's misfortune.

I won't tell you about the time I was out on a boat fishing with friends when I theatrically flung out the anchor. Only to watch it sink ... followed by end of the rope, that wasn't attached to the boat in any way.

Oh.

Man builds his own Rocketbelt

Rather him than me.

Though, I think you'll have a chuckle at the video showing a stuck throttle valve.

It just needs the Benny Hill theme music in the background to make it perfect.

Nostalgic for the old days of UK Television?

Have a trawl through TV Cream.

There really is a lot of content on this site.

Catch burglars, thieves and animals effortlessly

With a Shooting Net.

Got any invisible donkeys you need removing?

These people can help.

Cat Mood Detector

Purrfect.

Gas Thief Escapes on Tricycle

Speeding from the scene of the crime, a Chinese boy tows a floating plastic bag of stolen natural gas.

Confused lions 'hunt' small cars at Merseyside safari park

Smart cars.

Eating champion wins 2 contests in 2 days

Day 1: 83 steamed dumplings in eight minutes.


Day 2: 100 roasted pork buns in 12 minutes.

Apple may have to pay Microsoft £6 ($10) for each iPod it sells

Licensing lapse.

Horse spoils Madge's 47th birthday

Material hurl.

Say Cheese

Bawdy Language Sex Puns Game

A bit like hangman, but with filthy language.

Click the link at the bottom of the page.

Will contain swearing.

The world's most expensive houses

You won't be finding mine here.

Search for mp3s on Google

Tyoogle.

The best thing since sliced bread

After 125 years of baking experience, Hovis now bring you the invisible crust.

Find love on the interweb

Marry an ugly millionaire.

Serial lingerie pilferer caught in "string operation"

Good story, great mugshot.

Pee-powered battery smaller than a credit card

The battery is currently suited for use with disposable devices.

Mayor appeals to British tourists to stop stealing his F**king signs

Souvenirs.

Father & Son Win French Pig Squeal-Off

Oink.

Nappy pervert on loose

Searching for baby changing facilities.

Man builds Viking ship from 15 million ice cream sticks

Plans to sail it across the Atlantic.

Inmates tunnel into prison

30cm short of the main perimiter wall.

Man struck by lightning

For the fourth time.

Conversation Stopper

Don't Click It

How long can you resist the temptation to click your mouse button?

Lust of Bust

How long can you ogle your friend's girlfriend without being caught.

With thanks to Glenn.

For when you need a power nap

MetroNaps.

Poopsadaisy for Dogs

Bag of sh*te.

Or you can use it to store your mobile phone, wallet/purse and keys.

Gallery of Huge Beings

Here.

Researcher finds hippo sweat repels insects and prevents sunburn

Where's that hippo?

'I haven't read a book in my life'

Says Victoria Beckham.

No surprise there then.

Username: ooops ... Password: ooops

Many thanks to the Grumpy Troll for pointing out the page had changed and for going to the trouble of finding these at BugMeNot.

Psychic's crystal ball burns down his flat

You'd have thought he'd have seen that coming.

Police block Motorway to pick up bear

Teddy bear.

Man gets 10 speeding tickets in 10 hours

In Saudi Arabia.

Walk On Water

The Red Square

The object of the game is to click on and drag the red square as long as is possible without it getting into contact with the blue shapes and the edge.

I can last milliseconds.

Many thanks to the Grumpy Troll.

The End Of The World

This'll brighten up your Sunday morning.

Contains swearing.

Many thanks to WifeMotherMe.

The Scribbler

Make a crude line drawing in under 30 seconds and The Scribbler turns it into a crude line drawing that looks like it took much longer to do.

Make your own comic strips

With the StripGenerator.

The Lord's Prayer

In 1322 languages and dialects.

The LifeStraw – the invention of the century?

The LifeStraw is a personal, low-cost water purification tool with a life time of 700 litres – approximately one year of water consumption for one person. Positive test results have been achieved on tap, turbid and saline water against common waterborne bacteria such as Salmonella, Shigella, Enterococcus and Staphylococcu.

New invention allows humans to live forever

Eternal Life Rings.

How To Type With One Hand

See previous post.

Actually, the guy that repairs my car only has one arm. Really.

Erotic images can turn you blind

I always thought it was something else.

England's highest mountain conquered by two-year-old

Fuelled by chocolate biscuits.

Hi Tech Delivery

Emmeline The Little Girl

A wonderfully sad and scary tale about Emmeline the little girl.

Complimented by The Complimenting Commenter

I first posted about The Complimenting Commenter in May and he or she left a complimentary comment.

Now I've been recommended.

The Complimenting Commenter is a very kind person.

And many thanks to the people who have commented on the picture below.

Would you like to speak like Brian Sewell?

Probably not.

You Can Become a Saint

For just a small donation of £35.

Make your car sound like any car you want

With the Vroombox.

Internet Shorthand

OIC.

Hiccups Archive

Hic.

Designer Eyepatches

For medical reasons or simply for fashion.

Spiders On Drugs

Spiders were given various stimulants and left to weave their webs.

Praying Mantis Eats Hummingbird

I tried to post this yesterday but they had exceeded their bandwidth.

So I'll try again.

If it goes down again you can view it via Google cache.

Surfing Mice

In Australia.

With video.

Hospital used hydraulic fluid to wash surgical instruments

That's hydraulic fluid.

Rural Graffiti

Lie Detector Glasses

See if someone is telling the truth.

Justin's Rattlesnake Pics

Justin was bitten by a rattlesnake.

Here are the pictures.

Not for the faint hearted.

Open Letter To Kansas School Board

Strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

A Virtual Gramophone

Man scans vinyl record of Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons" and turns it into music.

Text To Speech

It speaks your text.

Edit: There's another one that's a lot more fun here.

Many thanks to the Grumpy Troll.

Man awakes from surgery to find all 3 wives in same room

Triple bypass.

Busty Mermaid Statue Causes Controversy

A little too much curve.

Hole-in-one sailed over two time zones

A Norwegian golfer playing on a course in Sweden managed to nail a hole-in-one that landed in Finland.

Sugar Plum Fairies

Popular Quizzes

The 50 Most Popular Quizzes for the last 24 hours according to Quizilla.

Where Are They Now?

Find out what has happened to all those celebrities.

Digital Buddhist Prayer Wheels

Om Mani Padme Hum.

Clever Logos

Not been updated for a while but very interesting.

Russian Amputee Brides

Available here.

Dogs In Cars

Exactly.

Jack Ass sues MTV

Well done Mr Ass.

Man rescued by RAF helicopter

After two days trapped in gorse bush.

New Official English Words

Here.

No link between sugar and obesity

Say The Sugar Association.

Goat crowned King of Ireland

King Puck.

81 year-old pensioner shot at helicopters

They disturbed his afternoon nap.

Man batters wife with fish

Pike.

Man accidentally runs over wife

Twice.

I'm guessing someone needed changing after this

Are you a Computer Geek?

Not me.




Definitely not a computer geek. You probably don't even know what a computer is. Say it with me COM-PU-TER.

Click on the image to take the test.

Internet Slang Dictionary & Translator

Here.

Mirror With Built-In Monitor and TV

VisionMirror.

Letters to God

By children. More here.

Digital Praise

Glorifying God through interactive media.

Plan for 'pets on prescription'

Boost your health by buying a pet.

British UFO Hunters threaten to call it a day

There's just not enough UFOs.

Doctors fear mute 'Piano Man' will never be identified

Someone must know who he is.

Irish festival cancels milking a cow by hand demonstration

They couldn't find a suitable cow to be milked.

US billionaire builds world's biggest aquarium

With more than 100,000 fish and two whales.

Man drives off leaving wife at petrol station

Realizes six hours later.

Skater

Flip Out

Flip at least 75% of the tiles in the time allocated.

Celebrity Real Names

Here.

Plus a lot of other quiz material.

One Bag

The art and science of travelling light.

Trolley Spotting

Interesting, but irritating site navigation.

Dog Litter

Why did no-one think of this before?

Dog days

Click for bigger.

Dragons in the Tibet Sky

Clouds.

New Zealand pizza company feature George Bush on billboards

I don't think they like him.

On the subject of George Bush , it seems he has a thing about bald heads.

Husband and wife discover they are siblings

Unfortunate.

When life hands you lemons ...

Criminals.

$68 million stolen in Brazil's biggest bank heist

Three months digging a tunnel.

Attempted heist caught on live TV

Men try to rob live TV shopping show.

Hardcore Morris Dancers

By Joel Veitch.

Joel does a lot of advertising campaigns these days. If you live in the UK you've probably seen some of his work.

If you've not seen his site, it really is rather good.

Some of his creations are NSFW.

Baby Jumping

I don't know where in the world, or indeed, why.

Edit: If you want to know more about the origins of this photo, read the comment from the Grumpy Troll. Thanks Mr T.

The Balloon Hat Experience

They travelled the world and the seven seas to share the joys of balloon hats.

Simply Fired

People's stories of how they lost their jobs.

Weird Facts

Four pages of them.

100%

Got No Friends?

Rent A Pal.

Only $19.95 per hour. And you must buy the coffee.

Cousin Couples

The world's primary information and support network for and about romantic relationships among cousins.

Two straight men getting married

Tax benefits.

Men do have trouble hearing women

Scientists find.

How?

The news before the news

Brian's predictions.

What we want

Ze catalogues 100,000 facial characteristics from those seeking a mate in an effort to determine what we truly want.

Click on the photos to stop the motion.

Also, have a look at ze's page.

Write your message in the snow

Yellow Snow.

Thanks again to Glenn.

The Eight Clown Commandments

Code of ethics.

Which is the largest?

Click for larger.

Find your Perfect Companion

Not here.

Talk to people underwater

Water Talkies.

Garden Snail Risotto

Hmmm.

Ultimate Bad Hair Day For Would-Be Drug Smuggler

Man superglued $100,000 worth of heroin to his head and tried to hide it under a toupe.

With video and pictures.

Man jailed for urinating on tree

Leylandii.

Yoga Stir Tempers In Norway Prison

Prisoners became aggressive and agitated.

Puppy Food

Ever been accused of splashing the paintwork when you've had a few?

My aim is true.

I really don't know how to describe this. It's a bizarre little game that involves the Ladies and the Gents. And your chance to prove you're the perfect marksman.

More thanks to Glenn for the link.

More on Sam the World's Ugliest Dog

Firstly, thanks to WifeMotherMe for sending me this link to a video of Sam. He really is a looker. And the noises he makes!

Then, on my daily trawl through the interweb, I have discovered that Sam has his very own blog.

Institute of Holistic Computer Wellness

Holistic computer medicine.

Wanga Dolls

To meet your every need.

Unique Thai Food

An array of insects.

Illusion

I think I get it.

Anyone else see what I'm seeing?

Christian Hats

One size fits all.

Christians Code Heavenly Games

Wholesome fare.

Art prankster sprays Israeli wall

Secretive "guerrilla" artist Banksy has decorated Israel's controversial West Bank barrier with satirical images of life on the other side.

North Korean leader defies all the odds to card 11 holes in one

Extraordinary.

Firm patents premature orgasm pill

For women.

Teacher reprimanded for licking students' wounds

It was not clear why he licked the wounds.

Man using nail gun shoots nail into heart

Survives.

Inmates Complain After 5 Straight Turkey Dinners

Go on hunger strike.

For half an hour.

Protest

The Purple Store

Any colour you like, so long as it's purple.

Bendy, washable keyboard

Useful.

The Canonical List of Weird Band Names

Here.

Contains just about every swear word known to mankind. And probably more.

Like camels?

Camels, camels and more camels.

Bite yer leg

Sam, the world's ugliest dog tries to take a chunk out of his own leg.

With thanks to Glenn.

Tired students

Zzzzz.

Boat under water

With the Easyboat.

Walk on water

With the Seajogger.

Men's mid-life crises begin at 25

I wondered what it was.

The old man and the tree

Fearing boredom he built a treehouse.

iGod

Vicar podcasts sermons.

Supergirl lifts 1-ton car

Adrenalin.

Yoga

Citizens Required

Help Danny Wallace in his quest to start a new country.

Pinpoint the Cities

Geography and darts.

Dog Condoms - Product Recall

I never actually got around to posting about dog condoms.

But I'm quite pleased about that as it seems they don't work anyway and may choke smaller dogs.

Italian Food

With names.

First smokeless cigarettes to go on sale

NicStic.

Bank sorry for 'insult' cash card

Bankers.

Officer Dumped Daughter's Ashes While Searching Man

Not cocaine.

The Boys Are Back In Town

Goldfish-style memory device

It'll replay the last 10 seconds of whatever you've last heard.

The Odds

The odds of ...

Why is everything 4?

Duh!

Global Rich List

Where would you be on the list?

Famous Kids

Six pages of celebrities childhood pictures.

What are all those mysterious background tasks in the Windows operating system?

Task List Programs.

Why some faces are more beautiful than others?

Find out at Beautycheck.

Study Links Tobacco Smoke With Belly Fat

Researchers say.

But then if you lie that you don't smoke, you should lose it all.

Taxi

Famous Leader Test

Which World leader (past and present) do you most resemble?

Bill Clinton for me. Social chameleon.

Your Age On Other Worlds

Here.

Pathetic Personals

Great stuff.

Sunshine Enhancements

The power of MSPaint.

Said with tongue firmly in cheek.

Susan Hesse

Pictures of faces made using food.

Sensitive Light

Art using smoke.

Ambigram Generator

Ambigrams are words or phrases that can be read in more than one way or from more than a single vantage point, most commonly right-side-up and upside-down.

Colour Perception

Optical Illusions.

Make your dog look glam

With Dog Pawlish.

It seems the sub-editor had fun with this headline

From ESPNSoccernet.

It has one of those irritating splash pages first.

Man faces jail for killing swan

He thought it was a goose and wanted to eat it.

Man Finds Missing Dentures After 3 Years

In his throat.

Driver chases car after falling out

Why your Mum told you not to spit.

Ferrari Crash

I couldn't find a link for the story to these pictures, but I believe it was in Arkansas.

"3:30am sunday night a drunk driver was barrelling down the street at about 40mph and fell asleep at the wheel, which caused him to coast into my garage, the garage door made itself into a 'ramp' of sorts, and he drove up onto my Ferrari."

His scooter looks okay though.

Click on the thumbnails for bigger pictures.

Protect your valuables

With the Brief Safe.



The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're travelling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them.

For added credence, you can buy Doo Drops.

If you've got the time and/or inclination, have a look at the other stuff these people sell.